THE WORLD’S GREATEST HANDSHAKE

The kidz these days sure do have some complicated handshakes. So, years ago, I came up with The World’s Greatest Handshake as an antidote to the decadence of the youth of today, inspiration for the downtrodden, and as a bit of fun. It’s a handshake that’s simple, makes people happy, puts positive energy into the universe, and makes a satisfying thud. What more could you ask for? My very clever son shot and edited the video, along with being roped in to appearing in it.

Spread the good vibes with The World’s Greatest Handshake. It’s fist-bumpingly, groundbreakingly, earth-quakingly good.

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